The brainiacs at Google have done it again! No longer will Gmail users be tied to their outdated keyboards. Cutting edge research has lead to new technology that translates your body movement directly into email. The future is now! Though it seems odd that they chose April 1st to reveal this new system.

Maybe it's for the best that this is just an April Fool's Day prank. As anyone who has expressed their frustration with computers will agree, it's probably for the best that machines can't translate our actions into words.`